Will someone please tell me where I can pick up my Light Saber?

SanFranciscoJim

I turned Jedi today and have looked all over the place, but can't find my light saber anywhere.
Perhaps I should try eBay?
shamus

Well, congrats. You won.
See? it's worth being apostate, ain't it?
drwtsn32

You're automatically disqualified from Jedihood because you started your own Jedi thread. For shame!!!
Poztate

HEY......Congrats on hitting Jedi status SF Jim!!!!!
You're Santa and you don't know where to pick up a light saber???? Look in the big bag you carry around.
POZ
SanFranciscoJim

You're automatically disqualified from Jedihood because you started your own Jedi thread. For shame!!!

*** hangs head in shame ***
Now....where's my light saber!!!???????
Phantom Stranger

I got your light saber...no, wait.
You have to build your own, I think, like Luke...
shamus
SanFranciscoJim

Oh no you did not go there Shamus!
drwtsn32

LOL Shamus
Congrats SFJim!! You're one of the funniest guys on JWD!
shamus

It's absolutley nothing derogetory toward anyone's sexuality, SF jim. It's a joke... just the lastest of this characters... have you seen this guy as peter pan???