2003 - wet arse and no fish? (page 3)

unclebruce

Thanks Gumboot,

I do worry about mr.farkelstein .. oh do i really have to make a gumby post? .. how about a "get gumby" post?

unc

unfortunately (a very jw word) the git gumby post will have to wait, ... work calleth!

gumby

I get picked on enough already.......Why not start one on the fark and see if he's awake?

How about......."What shade of brown is the farkmeisters nutsack'?

That would be a good thread.

Gumby

unclebruce

Wow have you got a way with words!!

.. who the fark'd pick on a pretty thing like you? (and why would that worry ya anyway? :)

ok .. um I'm not good on the grunge bloody nutcracker talk though ..

what about a prize for the nearest correct entry? (geez that sounds smutty)

The Great Farkel Competition

In one thousand words or less describe the great mans gonads. .. mmm how about .. I got it! A competition to find a competition question about Prof.Farkelmeisters unmentionaballs!

you recon that'd work?

gumby

I got it! A competition to find a competition question about Prof.Farkelmeisters unmentionaballs!
you recon that'd work?

I dare ya!.........no.....I double dog dare ya!

I'm gonna hit the old bed now as I have to rise early and chop me down some gum tress come early morn. I'll bet ya chicken out on the fark thread, and will check in the mornin to see if YOU have the gonads to post it.

Nitey night unc..........and I hope you don't stay away so long this time.

*gumby goes to bed hoping he doesn't dream of farkles nutsack*

Gumby

ozziepost

G'day unc, ya wet arsed bastard! Fishing

So what you mean about gettin an edication? You ought to see what that'll get ya. Check this thread out: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/61024/5.ashx Just lately we've had this guy around here who likes to tell us that he's got a BA and an MA. He's not too far from us, but I think he's used to a 'better' uni than yours! Yer know how these Sydney Uni types are so superior! For due measure, he calls himself "scholar" and he reckons that no-one here can cut it with him. Why don't you say g'day to him and have some fun?!

Now, haven't you been learning about good old ecology and all that? So why yer chopping down all them trees, ya soppy bastard!

Anyway, glad to hear yer still above ground and they haven't buried yer yet!

Cheers mate, Ozzie Cheers 2

unclebruce

sorry gumby,

my here is very limited and I have no computer at home

farkel's not really the right target for such merriment .. we should pick on someone who isn't a real person ... mmm ...but we could roast minimouse (with his short attention span it'd be all over in five minutes and he'd spin for 40 days and 40 nights

ungonad bruce

ps: I have noted what now passes for a "flame war" arround here! - pppphhht! - piffl'n piss weakest feather duster 'fight' a bloke ever saw!

unclebruce

G'day Ozzyman!

nice boat .. .. Fishing ..(not big enough for the fish we get down here dad .. it's whale season!

I haven't checked it out but "Scholar" is probly Bathory/Vampireman, EQUALIBRIUM, GUM .. would a bloodsucking jw apologist by another name smell so? Like yourself I enjoy some real 'down and dirty debate' from time to time but watchtower apologists are rarely worth the time or effort (most zombies stuck in entrenched dogma play the same hide and seek game ... poor sods change the subject when disonance kicks in etc...

Well Ozzie, you know how meticulous about fracts I am - when I said Wollongong is Australias top University I meant it. It has been voted so for the last three years.

Ecology? That's next year! appart from that I blame the councils new fire regulations - had to clear a 35metre buffer between all buildings and the forest (clearted 5 acres but I've saved 35+ into perpetuity .. purblurbity? purpleduty? freak'n simon ..spell-cheque free zone! &%@# !)

cheers to you and the moz :)

morty

ub,

Have not been here too long, but always enjoy your posts....thanks for sharing...makes for a good read...Your a great writter...

morty

unclebruce

psst ozzie: when I finally graduate, i promise I won't flash my BA or even a MA or even a doctorate in yer face! ok! (arse wiping certificates are for personal satisfaction not big noting oneselfishness)

I just checked out the Scholler .. mmm a real professor watchtower lol! (aka the Nth Sydney Vampireman .. aka Bathory .. aka judge ratherflaweds batman? :)

On one side we have a gramatically challenged, fucked up, outraged, drug adled, right wing, misogynistic bible contorsionist spouting his warped christian faith loud and blind - deaf to all but his own cult-apologist demons .. too smart to buckle under the social control elders but too scared to let go of his pass to life everlasting* .. vs serious watchower destroying apostates .. ..same schtuff - different day ..

cheers, unc who knows bat guano when he smells it! Thus finisheth the mystery of Gob?

*JW's don't really live forever - meetings, assemblies and field service just make it feel that way.

unclebruce

G'day morton,

thanks for saying hi (i'm not a great writer - i just like to spout off more than most but thanks for the compliment)

I spent a year or so of my spare time on the net catharticising my pain and making many real and true friends. I wish I could spend more time mixing it and getting to know newer folk such as yourself .. but a man only has one life (as far as i know lol)

Hope your having a good time here morty .. if ever you want advice about wombats or anything, i'm your man down under - ok

cheers, unclebruce

ps: I'll now check out a few of your threads and mark them for gestures and such

2003 - wet arse and no fish?

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