2003 - wet arse and no fish?

by unclebruce 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    mmm wildhorse,

    .. sooo other than the fact you're diing and nobody gives a rats, everything is fine.

    Do you have any alcohol in the house? Well, take it to bed and drink it! .. go on off ya go! .. we'll still be here if, I mean when, ya get back.

    ((((((((((hugs))))))))))

    moonshine?

  • gumby
    gumby

    Hey.......ya old bearded, gumtree choppin, einstein bastard you! How's come I didn't get a big ol' kiss and a "where the hells gumby" greet'in from my big bellied friend?

    And after thirteen months of submissions (providing council with bushfire plans, engineering details, approval to use state forest roads, drawings, drawings and half a drawing etc..) my final approval arrived for building my hobbit world in the forest

    You sure your not buildin in calyfornia?

    University eh? Good for you! I guess you didn't let the old 'the time is at hand" baloney scare ya afterall.

    I talkes to your old bud dannybear on the phone and I didn't know he loved you so much he doesn't post here anymore......the stuck up bastard.......but he's doin just fine. Farkle don't speak much these days as he now just sits at home drooling, scratchin his nutsack, and cussin like hell at himself......poor bastard

    Well.......don't be a stranger now that you can relax a bit old bud.........we REALLY do miss ya and could use more sick humor around here.

    Luv, Gumby

  • wasasister
    wasasister

    Well, now. In some places, "Down Under", moisture in the nether-regions is a good thing.

    Welcome back, you wanker.

    Wasa: No Martha Stewart Here

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LOL gumby -

    hey ease up on my pals will ya - Dunnybrush can't be post'n here too much - you bastards stress him out maximously.. and as for brother farkelsteinway he tinkled a loverly tune in here t'other day (dance macabre or dense macrame or some such ivory belt'n boisterousness) .. sorry to hear about his itchy nutsack and such (ooo too much inmformation bro!)

    So you want I should oughta make a special thread just to say hello to your ego? ...ok ... cooooomming arp! ;)

    Thank your mother for the fish, Love unc. (don't ask what it means - just thank the woman!

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    G'day there, Uncle!

    drawings, drawings and half a drawing

    LOL

    I took your advice before you ever offered it, my favorite Aussie! I'm almost halfway to a degree and loving it! Just took a placement exam and skipped over three semesters of French on my way to a degree in Modern Language with a certificate in Secondary Education.

    C'est un plaisir de te revoir chez JWD! Going to school keeps me from posting here as much as I used to, also.

    Hugs,

    out

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Wassa! wonderful to hear from you.

    Now don't you start talking mucky .. you're a rare link to sanity in these ... ppparts.

    Welcome to you too .. ya ... (((((((((wankette!))))))))))

    ooooo never hugged a wankette before ...

  • wasasister
    wasasister

    My Dear Uncle, A link to sanity is something few of us can afford to dismiss so lightly. Pray tell, if I am to be yours, is the chain strong enough?

    Yours in eternal bondage,

    Wasa

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Outn'free,

    I've skipped over as much Sociology as I can, working toward a BA in Community and Environment (prerequisute to bachelor of education - leading to primary and secondary teaching) Much of what I'm studying has a peculiarly Australian bent - Aboriginal History since invasion, 19th Century Australian literary criticism etc... but it's all been fun (fortunately some of the tutors agree that if we're laughing, we're learning :)

    I have no idea of the degree structure in the lands above but imagine a four year degree is a four year degree.

    good luck, unc

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Wasa - one day we GOTTA talk!

    dismissed? when did I give you permission to leave the room? you're taking my breath away woman!

    ah .. this be a wonderful chatroom lol .. be still my heaving bosum .. (geez, we'd never get away with this kinda stuff on the old water board ..)

    immoderate101

  • gumby
    gumby

    Hey Unc,

    I got so dang caught up in talking about Farks nutsack....I forgot to tell you he's doing fine last I talked to him on the phone. He has some positive good thing's going on in his life, and seems very happy.

    Gumby

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