HEADLINES IN 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's
third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)
Iraq still closed off. Physicists estimate it will take at least
ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
mail delivery to Wednesday only.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of
Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by
January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Average price of a single family home in Southern California
is $2,500,000. and a three bedroom apartment now rents for $8,000 a month.
Celebrating Christmas now officially a felony as it offends too many
people.
Worse could happen....
by Tatiana 1 Replies latest social humour
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Tatiana
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Faraon
Average price of a single family home in Southern California
is $2,500,000. and a three bedroom apartment now rents for $8,000 a monthThanks for the tip. I've been thinking about moving to California, but after checking the Real Estate ads I thought they were too expensive.
Seeing that they came down in price, I might buy one.