Elder in his undies....

by shera 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • shera
    shera

    LOL,

    I had the oddest dream last last night. Some ways it was a nightmare and funny too.

    I went to a book study(screams ) and the elder was conduting the study in his underwear.They were old, droopy undies that I could see threw.EKKKKK!
    The elder was jumping around the room laughing and I'm quite sure he put some kind of a hat on his head.The disturbing part he was trying to force sexual behavior on me.Not getting into any detail ,younger kiddies post here,encluding my daughter Then all the the men started to fight over me because I was new meat to the org...LOL

    Then a sister just stopped it all by saying we should start our book study,I was just like gawd how many pages is it?Only 2..pheeewww

    Then I was in a kingdom hall,that looked more like a church,but all the people were oddly happy and skipping around.I was sitting around watching all of them saying well,this cong is different it must be for the weak and crazy ones...Doesn't say much for me being there now does it?

    After A bit when we were singing a "lovley kingdom melody" my hubbie came over and I told him the time and I had male watches on...odd... and he tore them off and gave one to his cousin(have no idea why he was there) and one for himself.I was very distraught because I wasn't able to see what time it was anymore.So I fought with him but it didn't matter because he was the man..HEH!

    Weird stuff...lol

    So what do you think,anyone have dreams to share?

  • caspian
    caspian

    It is funny you should mention this

    I had a dream that I was an elder taking a book study in my underwear......................

  • sens
    sens

    OMG!!!

  • shera
    shera
    I had a dream that I was an elder taking a book study in my underwear

    As long as they were not see threw and hangin down to your knees,if they were them sexie boxers you could condut my study....(gesshh hope I didn't step over the line here ) lol

  • Stacy Smith
    Stacy Smith
    The disturbing part he was trying to force sexual behavior on me.Not getting into any detail

    Why you kinky little mommy. You wanted to have sex with this guy didn't you? Sister pervert sitting right there reading this

  • caspian
    caspian

    ROFLMAO.

    Knowing how weird my dreams get, they were probably down to my ankles completely transparent, and the whole group will have been laughing at my tiny weener

    Cas

  • shera
    shera
    You wanted to have sex with this guy didn't you?

    Mabey if he has sexie undies on,like perhaps the ones Caspian was wearing then yeh...lol

    (oh i am telling my daughter not to go near this thread!) lol

  • shera
    shera

    Tell me they looked like this Casp!(couldnt post the pic I wanted..I'd be getting to pornographic...lol

  • Lainey
    Lainey

    Shera

    Tell me they looked like this Casp

    That is so funny. Cassie wouldn't fill them that well.

    whole group will have been laughing at my tiny weener

    Cassie.Sounds like a normal weekend for you Bro!

    Lainey xx

  • minimus
    minimus

    Let me interpet the dream. You secretly yearn to go back to a meeting to show off how pretty you are. You KNOW the JW men want you but even though they've said, "Any time , we're available" (Hence, the watches), you would just rather be a non-participant. Your husband and others took the watches away from you because they wanted to exercise control over you and your time. The elder wore a hat as a head-covering because he didn't want to expose his dirty mind. Yet his clothing was transparent so that it was easy for you and everyone else to see what his nasty intentions were..... I hope this helps.

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