The Santa Claus Class! 🎅

by Cold Steel 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Cold Steel
    Cold Steel

    What we need is clarification.

    When Caleb approached his mother and wants to know whether, in the resurrection, he will enjoy the heavenly hope or be a part of the "great crowd."

    As he looks at her with his piercing black eyes, she reminds him that Jehovah can't lie. When people die they "sleep" until the resurrection, she says. Then Jehovah reconstitutes them and they become part of one group or the other.

    "Cool," says Caleb. "What group will I be part of?"

    His mother smiles and replies, "You'll be part of the Santa Claus class."

    "But mom," he says. "I thought Santa Claus was bad!"

    "Santa Claus doesn't exist, Caleb. I thought we discussed that," his mother said.

    "Yeah. We did, mom" Caleb says. "But how can I be resurrected to the same class as Santa Claus? He doesn't exist!"


    Okay, you're Caleb's mom. What are YOU going to tell him?

  • Village Idiot
  • stillin

    I'm confused.

  • Cold Steel
    Cold Steel


    Caleb DOESN'T Exist.

  • Simon

    We're all monkeys.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut
    Caleb is a computer generated cartoon so he's resurrected electronically every time someone watches his antics on their screen.
  • nowwhat?


  • Tahoe
  • Nevuela

    Nobody ever questioned Caleb's existence. If the punch line were something along the lines of God not existing, the joke might have worked, but this? Needlessly confusing and ultimately pointless.

  • wannaexit

    I don't understand. OK its too late for me. I think I need some sleep

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