by Simon 13 Replies latest social humour
NEWS STORY
US SPIES CONTACT DISTILLERY Chiefs at a tiny Scottish distillery have told of their amazement after learning US spies had monitored the plant for weapons of mass destruction.
Bruichladdich Distillery on the island of Islay was contacted by the Defence Threat Reduction Agency, after an agent clicked on to the distillery's website.
The US Government agency is thought to have become suspicious after a webcam at the plant became faulty
Will Little Toe be allowed into the USA?!
Will Little Toe be allowed into the USA?!
Depends how much whisky he brings to use as bribery.
<-----waving hands enthusiastically.........I volunteer to search him
<-----waving hands enthusiastically.........I volunteer to search him
You'd have to be careful mind, his kilt will give him a lot more hiding places......
Ditto Xena
I think perhaps this should be a team effort SP...you know how cagey those Scots are ....
*sigh* the things we do for our country
Xena of the Patriot Class
X-
I think perhaps this should be a team effort SP
I agree. . these are massive weapons that we are searching for afterall. . sounds like at least a two woman job.
You'd have to be careful mind, his kilt will give him a lot more hiding places......
*LOL* There ain't nuthin under thaaat kilt laddie! *LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Been There Pinched That" class
We're searchin' Little Toe??
Rather Xena & SP are tag-searchin' Little Toe for massive weapons under a kilt while Valis pinches?
what a world...what a world
Lisa of the I miss all the fun class
ROFLMAO
What a pleasant surprise to wake to.
A LittleToe embargo!!
Darn, I wonder if I can smuggle myself in via Cuba, and a large rubber dingy??
