What do the Angels do?

by LovingLifeNow 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stealth

    They intervene all the time when someone wants a new job or can't find their car keys. They help sports players win, but only the christian ones.

    But they don't intervene when a child is being raped by a priest. That is outside their lane.

  • redvip2000
    What WTWizard said, except he also forgot about the Illuminati.

    What about the martial law, planned executions, concentrations camps, and new world order? WTWizard is slacking off. We demand the whole delusion.

    Anyway, if God is obviously doing jack shit about jack shit, why would angels care any more? For all I know they are having a viewing party for the thousands of humans that will die in misery today.

  • Vidiot

    All hail the Neworldordereptiliuminati!!!

  • OneEyedJoe

    I recall a JW (who happened to have a preexisting fear of dogs) telling a story at a meeting in which a dog charged at him while out in service only to be stopped dead by an angel. It was definitely an angel. Had nothing to do with the chain around the dog's neck that he was too panicked to notice.

  • Finkelstein

    Angels will do whatever fictional mythology tells them to do,

    but man his say what to do first.

    By the way the suggestion of angels coexisting with god came from the visible stars twinkling in the night sky, we now know those shiny dots are actually large pieces of rock reflecting light from glowing bright stars such are sun or when they look to twinkle, they are stars in themselves.

    No spiritual agents to be found at all.

    Human ignorance is an indefensible fact.

  • Crazyguy

    I thought they looked at porn since they can’t touch anymore.

  • Dagney

    They help people win football games and Oscars.

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    heres a photo of an angel--

    Image result for superman

  • days of future passed
    days of future passed

    I always thought that being an angel would be boring - at least for the ones that had to hang around god and say holy holy holy. An everlasting job of doing that would fry anyone's brain.

  • Finkelstein

    I’m sure there’s lots of pizza and beer joints up in heaven

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