I am part of a secular buddhist group and I love it.
If you had to
Maybe something like cofty said if a gun was pointed at my head otherwise just shoot me.
@cofty- i wasnt aware, my answer was tounge in cheek but youve sparked my interest and will do some research.
The Reverend Harley Davidson's Church of the Righteous Hog.
Seriously, what a hell of a choice to present a person with. I reckon I would shoot myself first!