My funniest stand up JW Jokes so far

usualusername1

In the last couple of months, I have been practising my stand up. So far these are my best jokes:

Not celebrating birthdays and Christmas has saved me so much money. I now spend them on my favourite hobiies, my car, counselling and crack cocaine.

Going to my first Birthday Party as an adult was rather embarrassing. I had to download the lyrics to the song Happy Birthday.

I lost my virginity on my wedding night at the age of 30. When I figured out which bits went where the next night my wife lost hers too.

Paul

NewYork44M

Thanks. The best of your jokes:

Going to my first Birthday Party as an adult was rather embarrassing. I had to download the lyrics to the song Happy Birthday.

Very funny.

dothemath

I think even hard-core jws would find those hilarious!

tepidpoultry

A childhood of learning how to spew out absolute nonsense to strangers

has led to me to a highly successful political career, you'd be surprised to

learn how many now in office used to be Witnesses!

A Ha

usualusename1, those were all very good jokes.

A childhood of learning how to spew out absolute nonsense to strangers
has led to me to a highly successful political career

I think this should be the punchline, not the lead-in

As a loyal JW, I belong to the happiest religious group in the world. Every morning as I line up with my fellow believers to receive our medication and counselling on the inappropriateness of suicidal thinking, I remind myself how happy we all are.

usualusername1

Thanks for your feedback...

Phizzy

" I passed a Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall the other day, and thought to myself " so that's where they construct all those dumbasses !"."

My funniest stand up JW Jokes so far

usualusername1

OnTheWayOut

NewYork44M

Crazyguy

dothemath

tepidpoultry

A Ha

steve2

usualusername1

Phizzy

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