In the last couple of months, I have been practising my stand up. So far these are my best jokes:
Not celebrating birthdays and Christmas has saved me so much money. I now spend them on my favourite hobiies, my car, counselling and crack cocaine.
Going to my first Birthday Party as an adult was rather embarrassing. I had to download the lyrics to the song Happy Birthday.
I lost my virginity on my wedding night at the age of 30. When I figured out which bits went where the next night my wife lost hers too.