Wife's gone to visit distant relatives.......

by BoogerMan 10 Replies latest social humour

  • BoogerMan

    ......so I thought I'd treat myself; I placed an order with the Acme Escort Agency.

    Damn it, they only had a Fiesta available!

  • enoughisenough

    the sad thing is, if one agrees with " out of the heart's abundance, the mouth speaks"- ( or stretching it to the hand types"), I see no funny haha here.

  • Hellothere
    If I remember right, the Israelites abandon there older wife's for younger ones. God was not happy about it, but he seem too have accepted situation. Don't remember Bible verses
  • bsmart


    The OP is likely in the US because both are names of cars here.. I am fine with it being in the Humor section. It is more than amusing.

  • vienne

    It's clever even if not belly-laugh producing. And some of those who read this won't get it. They do not know what a Ford Fiesta is/was. Or a Ford Escort.

  • StephaneLaliberte

    My wife found out I was cheating... she found all the letters I was hiding from her.

    Now I don't think she'll play scrabble with me ever again.

  • enoughisenough

    bsmart-I knew it was about cars--but...I also knew a person who made what seemed like innocent jokes ( a wee bit suggestive ) who was just "telegraphing" what he was really about. Example: He would introduce his wife: this is (name), my first wife. He went on to shack up with other women and marry some of them.

  • StephaneLaliberte

    If I ever introduced my wife as "my first wife", I'm pretty sure my wife would either smack me behind the head or, sit there in silence and let me have it in private. No way she'd let that go. That's also why I fell in love with her in the first place... she has a strong character and would never let me walk all over her.

  • punkofnice
  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    my wife thinks its hilarious that ive been married 4 times now. Shes going home for the month of december ( Philippines )--she hasnt been back since 2019 because of covid.

    So i will be a bit footloose.

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