Do you think this would work?
Evasive, deceitful, obfuscating JW: "Well we're not here to share any sales pitches, fund-raising stories or religious messages. We're just discussing with our neighbors some of the problems we see in our world today and where they think the solutions lie. We think the solutions can be found in a special government that is mentioned in an ancient, well-respected book - not in any fund-raising efforts, commercial products or man-made religion."
If I join your religion how much will it cost me, is there a membership fee???
Island Man ""Well we're not here to share any sales pitches".
Lisa: I love it, where can I get one?
Brilliant Lisa Rose! Oh yes, it will work
And for all those who are unable to get such a beautiful sign, there's still this ol' and proved method ...
Lisa: I showed it to the wife and she will get several copies made to give to friends and family.
We will definitely post one on our door, thank you.
This is what I use to keep the pesky JWs away...
I`ve had signs on my door..
I would watch JWs read it,then knock anyway..
I would point out the sign and ask them if they read it..
They all said "No"..
Everyone of those JW`s came to my door to "Preach The Truth"..
The First Word Out of Their Mouths,Was a Lie..
What I like about Lisa sign, we are bombarded with sales pitches and fund-raising stories.
These people knock on my door more often than JW's.
Wonder what the reaction to this would be: hi, are you hear for the Serial Killers Anonymous meeting?