What happened to Caleb and Sofia?

by Sliced 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    Caleb and Sophia went over to the dark side they handed in their D.A. letters and became born again Christians in a Unitarian Universalist Church

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    In all seriousness WT decided to cancel all non essentials. Common, you think the GB think kids are important? They can't donate as much as adults and their hands are too small to pull the witnessing cart.

    Plus, Tony Morris needs another gold watch - essential Watchtower funds.

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?

    When it came to the GB's attention that little kids were actually not donating their ice cream money, tony da turd was heard saying " why the f#@k are we making these #[email protected]& videos then.!"

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad
    What happened to Caleb and Sophia?

    Good one Dagney...

    "They decided they didn’t want to be Jehovah’s “friend.”"

  • _Morpheus
    _Morpheus

    Statistically 2/3 of born ins leave at some point....

  • Sliced
    Sliced

    Fading. They aren’t stupid.

    LOVE THIS ANSWER!!! lol On a serious note, I agree with the comments on the time and money in making "kid-vids" not much there as compared to the emotionally manipulative adult videos... the mix of sappy, cheesy and oh soooo culty deserve all the attention. Wonder what will become of all those Caleb and Sofia picture spots they put up in all the assembly halls?? hahaa

  • OrphanCrow
    OrphanCrow

    Caleb and Sophia have been busy. They haven't had time to make an appearance.

    Who do you think designed the new online bibble classes? It had to have been them - it's a perfect fit. Dick and Jane level education.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Ah didn't you all hear?

    Caleb and Sophia's parents split up. You see, their father who was an elder was found out to be a scum-bag elder who knew of child sex abuse cases but didn't report it to the relevant authorities. So he was arrested for hiding a crime and sent to prison along with all other local elders and elders at the local branch office.

    Then their mother turned to pills and drink to numb the pain and shame once her prayers to Jehovah were not answered.

    Caleb and Sophia saw how messed up their religious upbringing was, and pursued their education right through to UNIVERSITY, and became cult-counsellors and set up a practice to help others leave high control religious organizations...

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    Caleb and Sophia went through puberty, and it has wreaked havoc.

    Caleb has been counseled too many times regarding his habitual 'self abuse', an issue that came up when he discovered his anime colleagues.

    He is no longer considered exemplary, and cannot star in the videos.

    Sophia has taken to cutting herself and getting extreme piercings, events that began after she made celebrity appearances at elder schools throughout the US.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Look Caleb, look.

    See Sophia leave.

    Bye, Sophia, bye.

    Ice cream's on the menu.

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