RC 2017 Rumors

by wifibandit 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • wifibandit

    Source: http://www.extj.com/showthread.php?28321-Asamblea-regional-2017 (for a more literal translation) Here is the gist, edited for formatting/chronological order/correct minor errors:

    Regional Convention 2017 Rumors

    Theme: The Bible and the Divine Name.

    3 Dramas and 2 Dramatic Bible Readings.

    Friday: Drama entitled "Jehovah you alone are God.” It will be about the life of King Asa.

    Friday afternoon’s Dramatic Bible Reading is based on Matthew.

    On Friday, 2 publications: New to 650 countries, the revised 2013 Bible Teach book. Along with the simplified version What Can the Bible Teach Us? in Spanish.

    The English already have the book What Can the Bible Teach Us?, so their new publication on Friday will be the video they saw that morning about King Asa.

    Saturday: Morning will see a drama entitled: Jehovah’s Great Name. This drama explains the life of King Josiah and how he made Jehovah's name manifest.

    The second Dramatic Bible Reading will be based on the book of Nehemiah when he has to rebuild the walls of Jerusalem.

    Saturday for everyone world wide, we’ll be shown a book that will be used during the Congregation Bible Study:Jehovah's organization behind the name

    Sunday: A Drama set in modern times entitled Families: Are you walking in the ways of God’s Great Book? Where we are presented with a family that has 2 children. One is a regular pioneer, and the other is a businessman but not a witness. The drama will be based on valuing the Bible.

    Sunday 43 languages ​(​including Spanish) the New Songbook with the Revised Bible will be released. Plus a video, downloadable from the site, with instructions on how to use the Bible in preaching and personal study.

    At the end, the last talk on Sunday will be Video of a Governing Body member and talk is entitled: A precious gift.

    And the grand finale... A new cartoon series will be presented entitled: Become Jehovah’s Friend.

    (Lesson 1) Where we will see Caleb as an adolescent.

  • Crazyguy

    I like how they have a drama featuring king Josiah . I'll bet they fail to mention that after he cleans up Judah from false worship he's rewarded by getting his ass kicked then killed by the Pharoah Neco. Hah


    Friday: Drama entitled "Jehovah you alone are God.”

    It Should Read..

    "Jehovah you alone are God a 13th Century Catholic Translation Mistake”



  • smiddy

    When will they be re-named Yahweh`s Witnesses , sooner or later ?

    Oh , thats right they never admit a mistake do they .Even when its about the name of Almighty God who they worship.

  • Thisismein1972

    King asshat would be more appropriate!

  • pale.emperor

    (Lesson 1) Where we will see Caleb as an adolescent.

    Then Lesson 12 where he gets caught by his mom having his first w*nk over a bra section in a Sears catalogue - the elders rake him over the coals and save him from becoming a homosexual. Meanwhile Sofia gets a tramp stamp tattoo.

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    So Jesus is back in the closet as they revert to focusing on the Old Testament, complete with incantations to the Desert God of the Hebrews.

    Nice work, by the way, Wifibandit!

  • ToesUp

    Hey...I thought this year was going to be the last RC. lol

  • millie210

    Looks like they are tossing some regurgitated material out to the masses in various combo platters.

    Maybe they got too many complaints about the lack of handouts?

  • nowwhat?

    "And by Devine providence they were called jehovians"

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