Jehovah's Witnesses: remembering the weird and wacky!

by Vanderhoven7 49 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?

    Back in the '80's. Video games are not for christians!!

  • Ding
    Ding

    Stay away from the internet because it's satanic.

    But direct everyone to jw dot org.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    "The face of the deep, of course, would be toward the Pleiades, which are claimed to be the habitation of Jehovah." (Creation; 1927; 2,175,000 ed.; p. 94)

    "The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve even as our sun's planets obey the sun and travel in their respective orbits. It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling-place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;..." (Reconciliation; 1928; p. 14)

    "The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared with the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God." (Reconciliation; 1928; p. 14)

    *** kj 377 20 Land of Magog No More to Threaten Mankind ***
    The unburied dead, those slain by Jehovah, will be so enormously many that even the carrion birds and scavenging wild beasts could never take care of their consumption. The burial of even what remains after these lower creatures have their fill would be stupendous. Doubtless the Almighty God will use some highly scientific means, whether including antimatter or not, to dispose of the surplus of decaying bodies in a speedy and sanitary way. This remains for the survivors of the war of the great day to see and witness.

    *** yw 322 12 The "Prince" of the Sanctuary Stands Up ***
    In this prophecy God warns that he will also use other natural forces that are at his disposal, possibly a rain of antimatter that has the property of annihilating any material thing that it meets. He warns all scoffers that he

    *** yw 323 12 The "Prince" of the Sanctuary Stands Up ***

    25. How could Jehovah God use these cosmic rays to affect the king of the north and the king of the south, and what other natural force might he use in his work?

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    The claim that their trust is not in men.

    Couple that with the claim that they have no leaders...only brothers who take the lead.

    The "Watchtower 2022 Feb p.4 States ---The plain truth is that we cannot say that we trust in Jehovah if we do not trust in his earthly representatives - those whom Jehovah trusts. Today Jehovah leads the earthly part of his organization by means of "the faithful and discreet slave.""

    The Watchtower July.15, 2011 p.3 par 2 States---- It is very important that everyone understands the information that we study in The Watchtower each week. This is because the Watchtower Study is the main way that “the faithful and discreet slave” teaches God’s people today. (Matthew 24:45)

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    INDEPENDENT THINKING

    Is Bad - w52 8/15 p. 501 Individual Bible study, certainly! Independent Bible study, beware!

    Is Good - w57 8/1 p.469 par.7 "Moreover, people today are developing an aversion to thinking. Their thinking must be channelled for them, ready-made by propagandists. This suits Satan’s purpose."

    Is Good - w58 8/1 p.460 "Irish people do very little independent thinking. They are victims of the clergy and fear"

    Is Bad - w60 2/15 p.106 par.6 "it follows that one should reject the goal of independent thinking"

    Is Good - w72 3/15 P.170 par.7 "independent thinking ... is why you are capable of exercising the fine qualities of love and loyalty, of devotion and integrity. That is why you are also capable of understanding what God has revealed in his Word "

    Is Bad - w77 10/1 p.605 "Adam’s selfish thinking and action distorted his way. He set out his own independent course, becoming an enemy of God, and brought his own way and that of his family “to ruin.” Yes, with sin and imperfection ruling, and with each going his independent way, no one knows what may befall him,"

    Is Good - Awake! 78 8/22 p.4 " Proverbs 14:15 states: “A simple man believes every word he hears; a clever man understands the need for proof.” (The New English Bible) So each individual must choose what he will feed his mind. Whatever you read or watch or listen to, test whether it is propaganda or whether it is the truth. Will you let others think for you, or will you do your own thinking? Do your own, and “thinking ability itself will keep guard over you.”"

    Is Bad - w79 2/15 p.20 par.18 " Jehovah’s people need to be stable, full-grown Christians. Their position must be steadfast, not shifting quickly because of independent thinking "

    Is Good - Awake! 80 1/8 p.13 " The person most easily brainwashed is the “normal,” average individual. Such a one is already conditioned to accept opinions of others rather than to form strong convictions of his own. On the other hand, those hardest to brainwash are ones with unconventional ideas and strong convictions and who are not afraid of what others think."

    Is Bad - w83 p.27 section heading "Fight Against Independent Thinking" par.22 says it's "demonic"

    Is Good - KM 3/95 p.6 par.17 "it is highly valuable to learn how to think. The Bible commends thinking ability and practical wisdom. (Prov. 1:4; 3:21) Learning how to think and retain information enables you to acquire knowledge and skills that will be useful to you and to Jehovah’s worldwide organization. "

    Is Bad - w98 5/15 p.26 "Perhaps we are overly sensitive. We may be nursing a grievance, or we may be placing too much emphasis on independence. Thus, our Christian progress may be limited."

    Is Good - Awake! 99 1/8 p.11 "The magazine UNESCO Courier suggests that instead of fostering rejection of religious movements, “education for tolerance should aim at countering influences that lead to fear and exclusion of others, and should help young people to develop capacities for independent judgement, critical thinking and ethical reasoning.”"

    Is Bad - w06 7/15 P.22 Par.14 "Pride may play a role, and some fall into the trap of independent thinking"

    RESURRECTED ONES CAN MARRY?

    YES - 1943 “The Truth Shall Make You Free” p.362 - 364
    [Evil ones] will not come forth [in the resurrection] to take part in the divine mandate [filing the earth], because that will have been completed by the Lord's "other sheep".

    NO - w50 10/15 p. 381 “Be Fruitful, Multiply, Fill the Earth”
    Nor will the resurrected multitudes be privileged to do so, for Jesus plainly stated that such will not marry nor be given in marriage

    Even survivors won't marry - w54 9/15 p. 575 Questions From Readers
    After that final test there will definitely be no marrying or being given in marriage then by those counted worthy of the new world and having the right to eternal life, just as angels have that right

    YES - w54 9/15 p. 575 Questions From Readers
    It is even reasonable and allowable to entertain the comforting thought that those of the other sheep who now die faithful will have an early resurrection and live during the time when the procreation mandate is being fulfilled and when paradise conditions are being spread earth-wide and that they will share in this divinely given service.

    NO - w61 11/15 p. 704 Questions From Readers
    for dead ones with spiritual, heavenly hopes and for dead ones with earthly Paradisaic hopes the rule enunciated by Jesus Christ stands unaltered: “In the resurrection neither do men marry nor are women given in marriage

    NO - w67 10/15 p. 638 Questions From Readers
    Jesus’ words apply to the earthly resurrection, and they indicate that those resurrected will not marry or be reunited in a marriage relationship with former mates.

    YES / MAYBE - w14 8/1 page 29+30, questions from readers
    "Could Jesus be referring only to the heavenly resurrection?" "It is possible"

  • dozy
    dozy

    The change of thought in 2009 that all unborn babies who died might get a resurrection. My JW sister-in-law , who has had several miscarriages , finds this appealing but when you actually think through the concept and look at the figures , it is a crazy concept.

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Those are wacky gems Punk! Thank you.

  • Rattigan350
    Rattigan350

    "The change of thought in 2009 that all unborn babies who died might get a resurrection. My JW sister-in-law , who has had several miscarriages , finds this appealing but when you actually think through the concept and look at the figures , it is a crazy concept."

    Yeah, it is a crazy concept. Because to have the unborn resurrected would mean a woman has to be pregnant, but what if the mother is not alive; another woman would have to be pregnant with it. And how would they know which baby it was from multiple miscarriages?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I remember there was a youtube vid by truthbookblues (whatever happened to that youtuber?).

    It had Jehovah(tm) at a computer who couldn't decide about the 'Men of Sodom(tm)' being resurrected or not.

    It was really rather funny.

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    Add the divine direction on covid

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