Try not to laugh at this WBT$ quote!!

by punkofnice 23 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • punkofnice

    For over a century, delightful, correct words of truth covering every aspect of life have been presented in the Watch Tower Society's publications - WT 1990 December 15 p 26

  • Darkknight757
    LOL "every aspect of life". Just like the Pharisees in Jesus day.
  • Daniel1555
    Yes... delightful correct words about pyramidology and organ transplants being cannibalistic.
  • ToesUp

    Quote from Hitler:

    “If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

  • punkofnice

    DK, Dan1555 & Toesy - Very well said, my friends.

    "Man on earth can no more get rid of these demonic `heavens' (the organization of wicked spirits) than man can by airplane or rockets or other means get up above the air envelope which is about our earthly globe and in which man breathes." (The Truth Shall Make You Free, 1943, p. 285)
    "The face of the deep, of course, would be toward the Pleiades, which are claimed to be the habitation of Jehovah." (Creation; 1927; 2,175,000 ed.; p. 94)
    "The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve even as our sun's planets obey the sun and travel in their respective orbits. It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling-place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;..." (Reconciliation; 1928; p. 14)
    "The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared with the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God." (Reconciliation; 1928; p. 14)
  • pixel
  • punkofnice

    pixel - yes, sometimes words are not enough.

    I just love these crazy watchtower quotes.

  • never a jw
    never a jw
    LOL, LOL, LOL sorry I tried hard not to laugh, but failed.
  • Oubliette

    It's just a typo. They meant to write:

    For over a century, delightful, INCORRECT words of "truth" covering every aspect of life have been presented in the Watch Tower Society's publications

    Let's review: It's a cult!

  • punkofnice

    never - It's brilliant, isn't it.

    Oubers - Let's review, indeed. It's a typo.

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