The JW media Mecca

by lastmanstanding 19 Replies latest social current

  • lastmanstanding
    lastmanstanding

    I was thinking about how the org is dying, and how the Guboobs are trying to give it CPR by transitioning to tvpreach. Now they will construct a media Mecca and it looks like they will go full on E digital.

    So, I was trying to come up with a name for their new Hollywood that would stick. And stick well enough that it would make it into mainstream dub life.

    I toyed with Jaywood. And Dubbwood. They roll off the tongue.

    But something more fitting,

    Hall-E-wood.

    So you say it kinda broken. Hall eeeee wood.

    The hall, well, obvious...

    E, electronic

    and wood for the Guboobs , the spiritual driftwood that all Dubs must entertain at the Hall.

    But maybe you got something better.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Is it at the Warwick compound?

  • betterdaze
    betterdaze

    HORRORWOOD.

    Because the entire religion is a horror show culminating in Armageddon.

    https://www.thewordfinder.com/hollywood-sign-generator/preview.php?i=4&t=horrorWOOD

    And "Pedowood" is already taken.

  •  The Bethelite
    The Bethelite

    "Big Brother" channel. With monitors and a live feed in every room in your house.

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?

    Hollywood, dollywood how about wormwood! from revelation?

  • lastmanstanding
    lastmanstanding

    Hahahaha “wormwood”. That’s cute. I don’t think it’ll make it to mainstream dub life but still cute.

  • iwantoutnow
    iwantoutnow

    No its gonna be in Ramapo not far from Warwick

    if your stomach can take it look at this video around the 53 min mark.

    https://www.jw.org/en/library/videos/#en/mediaitems/WebHomeSlider/pub-jwb_202001_1_VIDEO

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    How about Jahllywood or JahllyWood (capital W)...it sort of has a good ring to it & an obvious connection!

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    How about HOLYwood?

    Or PYRAMID PICTURES?

  • lastmanstanding
    lastmanstanding

    Oh... oh.. they are just flying in now!

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