The Hardest Itch to Scratch???

by Funchback 12 Replies latest social humour

  • Funchback

    People who have short arms may say their backs.

    Others may say the center of the heel of their foot.

    For me, it's gotta be the inside of the ears!

    Over the years, I've tried to find the perfect scratching treatment for my inner-ears: Pen lids, toothpicks, bobbie pins, the back of a pen, Q-tips, and fingers (minus the thumb). For me, the thing that works the best is a metal paper clip that I stretch out and make long. Still, the itch always comes back.

    I suppose I'll have to waith for the new system to have itch-free ears.

  • cruzanheart

    Yeah, I hate that too! I asked my doctor about it and he says the inside of my ear must be dry. Of course, I got the standard "don't stick anything in your ear except your elbow" lecture, but sometimes the itch MUST be scratched!


  • Hamas

    Sometimes I get an itch INSIDE my body and scratching the surface doesn't make one bit of difference.

    Now THAT is the hardest itch to scratch !

  • smack

    My doc said, the sharpest thing you should put in your ear is your elbow.

    Itch or fetish (just moving the thread to sex early) is having the palms of my hands scratched by LONG fingernails.

    other than that, the usual bloke habit in the morning


  • drwtsn32

    The upper center part of my back... it's impossible for me to reach!

    I've never had the inside of my ear itch... or some place inside my body!

  • unique1
    it's gotta be the inside of the ears!

    Exactly what I was thinking when I read the subject.

    Back of your throat is a b!tch too.

  • Funchback


    NOT sometimes! The itch must ALWAYS be scratched! :o)


    So true! I get an itch inside of my calf that can't be relieved by scratching. I literally have to smack my calf with my hand and that doesn't work much better.

  • Hamas

    lol @ funchback.

    Ha ! It's a big problem, eh ?

    Must have something to do with that huge Jewish conspiracy

  • RoadDoctor

    have you ever had your belly button tickled?

    from the inside???????????

  • Elsewhere

    Having an itch in the nether regions while in front of people and unable to excuse yourself.

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