Funniest insults

by LoveUniHateExams 14 Replies latest social humour

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  LoveUniHateExams

  So, I was wondering what are the funniest insults I've heard/been called.

  The woman who taught me the Arabic alphabet did a lesson about insults in colloquial Palestinian Arabic.

  The one that stuck out to me was iniqbir or ini'bir. Literal meaning: bury yourself.

  "Go and bury yourself". lol

  I guess it's just telling someone to f**k off without using the f-word.

  Here's another insult my mum used to say to me when I was about 13 years old and being naughty: "go and play with the traffic!" lol

  Got any good ones?
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  punkofnice

  They're a bit hard of thinking.

  May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your genitals.
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  RULES & REGULATIONS

  My family immigrated to the United States in 1969. I was 9 years old. Spoke no English, couldn't read or write in English. Learned English by watching cartoons and playing with my friends.

  There was a boy in my fourth grade class who loved to make fun of me because I immigrated from Italy. He was relentless in calling me names. How he came up with these names at 9 years old still amazes me to this day!

  Dago...Grease Ball...WOP...

  I still laugh at these two insults...Olive Oil Salesman and Spaghetti Bender
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  punkofnice

  Rulesy- I used to get called a 'Jobo' or 'Joey' because I was a JW.

  I use those expressions myself now. I've claimed them.
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  LoveUniHateExams

  Dago...Grease Ball...WOP... - er, not so funny, they're just bog-standard racist names.

  Spaghetti Bender - yeah, that made me chuckle. I can just imagine a kid saying that.
  
  
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  LoveUniHateExams

  May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your genitals - lol

  That sounds like something Sacha Baron Cohen would say in his film The Dictator. Or maybe something Borat would say, lol.
  
  
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  shadowclone

  No, something Johnny Carson would say
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  smiddy3

  Dago ,Wop , black bastard ,(cringe) were targeted for the Greeks or lebanese , whereas Dago and wop for the Italians that migrated to Australia ,at least where I lived in Melbourne .

  Asians were slope eyes or slit eyes.

  I was an ignorant street kid then ,my apologies .

  An Elder who I sometimes worked with in FS would say as he left a householder "I hope all his chickens die off "

  or some such thing.
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  jhine

  The Welsh used to be referred to as " sheep worriers " .

  Jan
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  punkofnice

  Cockney rhyming slang for American (Yank) Septic Tank

  'That bloke's a septic.'