Funniest insults

by LoveUniHateExams 14 Replies latest social humour

  • LoveUniHateExams

    So, I was wondering what are the funniest insults I've heard/been called.

    The woman who taught me the Arabic alphabet did a lesson about insults in colloquial Palestinian Arabic.

    The one that stuck out to me was iniqbir or ini'bir. Literal meaning: bury yourself.

    "Go and bury yourself". lol

    I guess it's just telling someone to f**k off without using the f-word.

    Here's another insult my mum used to say to me when I was about 13 years old and being naughty: "go and play with the traffic!" lol

    Got any good ones?

  • punkofnice

    They're a bit hard of thinking.

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your genitals.


    My family immigrated to the United States in 1969. I was 9 years old. Spoke no English, couldn't read or write in English. Learned English by watching cartoons and playing with my friends.

    There was a boy in my fourth grade class who loved to make fun of me because I immigrated from Italy. He was relentless in calling me names. How he came up with these names at 9 years old still amazes me to this day!

    Dago...Grease Ball...WOP...

    I still laugh at these two insults...Olive Oil Salesman and Spaghetti Bender

  • punkofnice

    Rulesy- I used to get called a 'Jobo' or 'Joey' because I was a JW.

    I use those expressions myself now. I've claimed them.

  • LoveUniHateExams

    Dago...Grease Ball...WOP... - er, not so funny, they're just bog-standard racist names.

    Spaghetti Bender - yeah, that made me chuckle. I can just imagine a kid saying that.

  • LoveUniHateExams

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your genitals - lol

    That sounds like something Sacha Baron Cohen would say in his film The Dictator. Or maybe something Borat would say, lol.

  • shadowclone

    No, something Johnny Carson would say

  • smiddy3

    Dago ,Wop , black bastard ,(cringe) were targeted for the Greeks or lebanese , whereas Dago and wop for the Italians that migrated to Australia ,at least where I lived in Melbourne .

    Asians were slope eyes or slit eyes.

    I was an ignorant street kid then ,my apologies .

    An Elder who I sometimes worked with in FS would say as he left a householder "I hope all his chickens die off "

    or some such thing.

  • jhine

    The Welsh used to be referred to as " sheep worriers " .


  • punkofnice

    Cockney rhyming slang for American (Yank) Septic Tank

    'That bloke's a septic.'

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