Breaking news - from reliable insider source - GB member Sanderson to wed

by sir82 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • pixel
    pixel
    Lol. You got me until "transgender". It would have been better if he would being marrying a fitness instructor lol.
  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    Good one. But don't let the elders know that you are observing a "pagan" holiday! lol

    just saying!

    eyeuse2badub

  • WingCommander
    WingCommander
    Sanderson would have to desire intimacy with another human being before he could be wed. This would mean he'd have to break it off with his hand, or possibly TOMO III's hand. So sad.
  • sparky1
    sparky1

    Stop kidding around you guys. This is what the REAL happy couple looks like.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    A 21-year-old pioneer sister would have been way more believable.

    Happy April 1st, nonetheless... it was still good.

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Sanderson marry?

    Aaannnd the vestel virgins are lining up around the block for the chance to apply. I wonder if they have a"casting couch" at Bethel.

  • LevelThePlayingField
    LevelThePlayingField

    Now, why, why, WHY, Sir82 did I click on that?! Because I'm gullible, that's why. But man did I have a laugh. Just like when Outlaw has his posts here. You really had me.

    Could I really be that gullible, yeah I sure could be, after all I'm JW.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool
    I heard that he was engaged many years ago.

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