Sex??

by StinkyPantz 79 Replies latest jw friends

  • happyout
    happyout

    Last weekend I went to my very first male strip show. Considering that when I had my bachelorette party my only stipulation was that there NOT be a stripper, I didn't think I would enjoy it.

    OH MY GOD!!!!! Those guys were gorgeous, had lucsious bodies, and totally turned me on! I actually BOUGHT two lap dances for myself!

    So, sex????

    OH HELL YES!!!!!!!

    Happyout (who has very happy memories)

    ps My husband was thrilled that I had a good time, and wanted to take advantage of my experience

  • dmouse
    dmouse
    You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.

    Shit!

    On the other hand, not having had sex for nearly two years (my wife is a frigid JW bitch) I'll probably live forever (or will it just feel like it?).

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82
    On the other hand, not having had sex for nearly two years

    whoa! dude, that sucks...god, every day i'm more and more convinced i should just not get married!!!

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Tink-

    It's not like that for all of us married folks. Trust me!

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    Hey Stinky...speak for yourself!

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    stinky, i'm thoroughly convinced that any guy lucky enough to snag you has got a LOT of shagging in his future!! ;)

    oh well, according to my test scores, i'm not due to be married until, what, eight partners from now? holy god. guess it makes sense, since this morning's quiz-taking also determined that i am a

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    oh well, according to my test scores, i'm not due to be married until, what, eight partners from now?

    ME FIRST!!! I'll be the first of eight!

  • OrbitingTheSun
    OrbitingTheSun
    Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 9 people!

    I can find love in less than 9 tries...

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    lol!!!! let's see, that's two down, six to go..... :P

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Damn... my test result was 2 people! Is that good or bad? I think saying I liked Star Trek didn't help much... lol

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