What happens if a JW say “Happy Holidays!”?

by Iamallcool 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • FedUpJW

    . . .until a squirrel goes by and they lose focus.

    Thank you for providing me my first good laugh of the day.

  • EverApostate

    When I was a JW, I would say happy holidays to my work associates, thinking that’s ok to wish them in generic terms.

    There would be some sarcastic remarks in the congr within the males that they saw me buying Turkey during Thanksgiving. As if buying turkey during TG would bring Sulphur and Brimstones from heaven. What a CULT

  • MeanMrMustard

    An energy vortex forms in a far away galaxy, immediately swallowing 10 planets. It then spreads outward at the speed of light, consuming all. Only watching an episode of Sophia and Caleb by the same JW will halt its expansion.

  • Mum

    it depends on whom they say it to. Most normal people would say it back,

  • dozy

    Official JW response (KM 1986)

    "If people wish us a happy holiday, there is no need to make an issue over their holiday greetings. Rather, we can briefly thank them for their kindness and time in listening to us."

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