Anti-religion T-Shirt idea

by Simon 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • OrphanCrow
  • LoveUniHateExams

    You could have a t-shirt with a picture of a donkey on it. A carrot could be ahead of the donkey, with 'heaven' written on it. A stick could be behind the donkey, with 'hell' written on it.

    To tailor it to the WT religion, simply replace the word 'heaven' with 'paradise' and the word 'hell' with 'birdfood' ...

    Et voila!

  • Diogenesister

    I like the " your gods don't exist "except the christian fish comma should be replaced with the Muslim crescent .

    Edit: I've wanted a really powerful one for a while...the Rartherfraud mug shot with the " snare & racket" quote is awsome...except of course most folk won't get it...least of all JW's!!!

  • jacobm

    LOL this is hilarious. Y'all sound like a bunch of JWs sitting around a dinner table making fun of non-JWs. Just a different outlook this time. I wonder if the core personality ever changes for some people, when they leave. Do they actually 'recover'?

  • Island Man
    Island Man

    Punkofnice has a great quote that I think will make a good T-shirt:

    "I'm an eight-theist, because I don't believe more than an eighth of the bible."

  • Island Man
    Island Man

    "Let no one fool you - we're ALL agnostics.

    Some of us pretend to know.

    I know enough to not pretend."

  • TimeBandit

    I did a lot of googling and Photoshopping and put together this:

    I think this would look good on Simon's t-shirt...If you like it Simon, I'll get you a high res copy you can use.


  • Simon

    That is sweet - love the WTS logo in there too! ;)

  • TimeBandit

    I forgot the saying you specified: whatever god you worship, he's a weirdigan...I could put that on there instead of what I chose if you like...


  • TimeBandit

    With Simon's saying at the bottom:

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