When God Created Women...

by searchfothetruth 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • searchfothetruth

    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden,

    Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"

    After casting about for a suitable pearl,

    He kept messing around and created a girl.

    Two beautiful legs, so long and slender,

    Round, slim and firm, and ever so tender.

    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

    Commanding his eyes, as he wispers aloud.

    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

    And two lovely hands, to soothe and caress you.

    Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

    And two dreamy eyes, to make him grow bolder.

    Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing......................................

    Then he added a mouth and ruined the whole f#**king thing

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  • rocketman

    Woman are God's greatest creation, his most beautiful work.

    *Looking class*

  • obiwan

    How did woman get her name? Man looked at god's creation for the first time and said "Wo, man" and it stuck!

  • mouthy

    I hope that is NOT reffering to ME>>>> I am old but not old enough to be in the Garden of Eden
    (leaves the room thinking he means that for me) Paranoid....Just because I am Mouthy lol

  • kelpie

    oh god, that gave me an asthma attach laughing at that one!!

    It was very good

  • Robdar

    When God made Eve and brought her to Adam, Adam was quite delighted and asked "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

    "So you would like her" replied the Lord.

    "Why did you make woman so soft?" sighed Adam.

    "So you would like her" said God.

    "And, Father, why did you make her smell so good?"

    "So you would like her, my child" God answered.

    "But, God, why did you make her so damn stupid?" questioned Adam.

    The Lord grinned and responded "So that she would like you"


  • mouthy

    Great response Robdar!!!!Put that in your pipes & smoke it guys!!!!! I like it....

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