Watchtower Society's progression of Pirate Black Beard after his resurrection

Rocketman123

Religion promotes delusional stupidity
dropoffyourkeylee

lol
The Bethelite

He died with sideburns and came back with sideburns.
So question? And I'm serious....
If he died uncircumcised would he come back uncircumcised?
If so, would he have to "shave" that too?
asp59

This is crazy, plus incorrect. There's no bible studies in new system. It's gonna be same system as in old Jerusalem. Giant assembly's in tempel. Wast of time if everyone gonna run around giving bible studies. Who's gonna take care of the world.
DesirousOfChange

Surely no one who is resurrected will have a beard!
(Except maybe that old, little, fat Italian Sister Gaicoletta. You'll just have to ignore it as you always did.)
Rattigan350

I'd rather see and hear Terry Kath resurrected.
joey jojo

His uniform survived a couple of centuries amazingly well after being buried.
pale.emperor

This is hilarious!!
Sea Breeze

Notice how in the "bible study" image the resurrected one is studying the WT publication and not the bible next to it?
After the reeducation session, they gave thanks to the 6 scotch-drinking fat guys who rule over them.
DATA-DOG

So... they made sure the only Black guy is dressed in ill-fitting clothing reminiscent of a Dollar General employee???
DD