Finish this sentence. I would become a jw only if.........

by micheal 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    If none of my loved ones considered it a problem for me to join again. Then I would join, create havoc and disorder amongst the rank and file. Seduce at least half of the elders and work my way up to the GB. Then, when the place was in shackles and ruins, I would consider my work done, and DA myself.

    *keeps on dreaming about crying elders, smoking Kingdom Halls and me in a seductress outfit*

    And I would love it if they used my face face for the Great Whore of Babylon.

    -

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • freein89
    freein89

    if there was a hell and it froze over

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront
    I would become a jw only if ... Britney or Shania was in our congregation

    Shania

    uuuuummmmmmmmm

    Good looking woman.....

  • Sargon
    Sargon

    I were 99% Brain-dead, they served beer and pretzels at the meetings... oh yeah... and if the Maple Leafs ever win the cup again!!

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Only if they were bought out by the Discordians, in the way the Scientologists bought out the Cult Awareness Network.

    GentlyFeral

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000

    ... only if I had been lobotomized!

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