$25,000 for one-day assembly in our area

by Bonnie_Clyde 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Lostandfound

    Next step, cash machines IN Toilets and instead of cash, they dispense toilet paper, quality of paper reflects amount of 'donation', Large amount gets you toilet tissue, medium amount gets you newspaper sheets and small amount sets of an announcement to be heard by all in the washroom ' Error, Error, please reinsert card in machine to buy credit for daring to use Society equipment free. For your convenience this cubicle is now locked and use of the cash machine to donate will release lock, remember this convenience is not for your convenience but is a convenient revenue stream for the Good Works of the Sacred Seven'

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