Movies JW style

by VeniceIT 38 Replies latest jw experiences

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    A friend and I were chatting tonight and he got on the subject of JW movie themes. What if WTS took over the film industry, what kind of movies would we see (using previous movie Titles.) It was entertaining and I knew you guys could come up with some good ones.

    Ted Jarez and the Chamber of Secrets
    The HOURS
    A Sister Called Wanda
    There's Something about Fred Franz
    Driving Sister Pioneer
    The Sound of Kingdom Melodies
    Beverly Hills Elder
    National Lampoon's Quick Build
    The Piano (why we use Cd's)
    La Pioneer Nikita
    One Flew over Brooklyn Bethel
    The Nutty Circuit Overseer
    Fast times at Brooklyn Bethel
    Just Married (a story of Knorr's celibate marriage)
    Drop Dead Fred (Franz) (a story of Henchels Ambition)
    The Pennsylvania Story
    Die another day, or never
    The Witnesses Always Rings Twice
    The Hunchback of Brooklyn Bethel
    Pioneers go wild
    How to Baptize a Bible Study in 10 Days
    lil pioneers on the prairie
    The Magazines of Wrath
    bad boys (the GB early years)
    the league of extraordinary elders
    The Witness Who Wasn't There
    Dead Publishing Society
    My Big Fat Witness Wedding
    Band of Brothers
    2 weeks pioneer notice
    Catch me if you caJn, lawyers........
    Gangs of New York
    'High Noon' the stand off of afternoon cargroups
    better off df'd
    Butch Cassidy and the Witness Kid
    Raiders of the Lost Sheep
    Jackass (ted J's autobiography)
    The Magazines of Wrath
    Big Trouble in Little Brooklyn (look inside the Silentlambs allegations)

  • nobody told me
    nobody told me

    101 Publications

    8 Mile Territory

    The C.O. does Dallas

    Another 48 Hours

    Planes, Trains, C.O. Automobiles for sale

    What about Bob? and the rest of us?

    Who disfellowshipped Roger Rabbit?

    Snow White and the seven dubs


  • Nikita
    Nikita

    Hillarious!

    Here's another

    Signs (then & now)

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    LMAO!!! How funny, I am just sitting here laughing so hard...

    How bout these:

    The Talented Brother Ripley

    Some Like it Leukwarm: (therefore i will spit you out of my mouth)

    O Paradise, where art thou?

    A Beautiful, Brainwashed Mind

    Fast Times at Brooklyn Bethel

    Good Will Shunning

  • Roddy
    Roddy

    All of these are good!!! LOL!! I thought of a few. I hope yall find them funny.

    The Time Bandits

    Out of Bethel

    Witnesses

    Memorial in Connecticuit

    What a Sister Wants

    Debbie does Dallas, ... and Denver, ... and Detroit, ... LOL!!!!!!

  • Roddy
    Roddy

    Oops! I meant ...

    Sister Debbie does Dallas, ... and Denver, ... and Detroit, ...

    But you get the idea!

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    Dirty Freddy

    For a Few Donations More

    Nightmare On Dub Street

    Dub Wars

    Interview With the Repentant Vampire

  • heathen
    heathen

    Let's see not real good at this kinda stuff ------------ A few good schmucks , Theocratic park , Lost in apostasy , ( if you ever went to assemblies) the day time stood still .

  • RPM
    RPM

    I ended up thinking of Vampire In Brooklyn considering Brooklyn is where The Watchtower Headquarters is located.

    I wonder if this title would read:

    No Vampires at Brooklyn Headquarters and it would be about the refusal to accept Blood Transfusions.

    The Watchtower Headquarters building can be spotted in the Bananarama-Cruel Summer Video believe it or not. The Watchtower Headquarters is probably featured in several other Music Videos as well if you consider how many Music Videos are filmed in New York plus the location of The Watchtower Headquarters.

    Then again quite a few famous people were Jehovah's Witnesses as children including even a U.S. President whom left the Faith as a Teenager.

    In fact I think i'll post a list on that if such as list has not yet been posted here before.

  • Kingpawn
    Kingpawn

    Smurfballs

    1914

    All Quiet on Patterson Front

    Life and Times of Judge Joseph Rutherford

    How to Steal a Million Dreams

    Ted's Big Adventure

    The Three Vices of Eve

    What Witnesses Want

    Bringing Out the Spiritually Dead

    Conan the Theologian

    Fall of the House of Miller

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