Why do CO's always have such big fat briefcases?

by truthseeker 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    What do they keep in there? Laptop? Contributions? It seems the more responsibility the brothers have, the bigger their briefcase.

  • Xena
    Xena

    <---giving truthseeker a "knowing" look...I think they are compensating for SOMETHING

    You know what they say....the bigger the briefcase

    The smaller the........

    Brain

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    Xena, I was gonna say that! Its because they can't have a sports car!

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Rule Books

  • shamus
    shamus

    Because they want to counsel you...... boooo haaaa haaaaa!!!

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    That is funny. I never thought about that until mentioned here, and yes, I do remember them having huge briefcases. All their study books, elder council books, etc.

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    The better to disfellowship you all my dear.

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    Why do they have such large briefcases???? My money is on kiddy pr0n.

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • Ron1968
    Ron1968

    TO look like they are important!!!!!

    Ron

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    I still say its kiddy pr0n.

    Kansas District Overbeer

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