There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with
him at his office.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that
she was very interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he
wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with
his girlfriend. He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break
up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine
slipped and fell into the river.
The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment
by the river and then ran off smiling and singing and smiling and singing.
What was he singing, you ask???
(Get ready, it's good...)
I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone....