Apostate Boogeyman

by Vidiot 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Vidiot

    Say your prayers, little Dub,
    And be sure you brush off…
    All the things you hear of.

    If you won’t, if you don’t,
    You’ll be easy prey,
    When the Apostate he comes.

    Out there, cruelly waging his sneaky tight-pants crusade…

    Be afraid… he’ll invade…
    That’s his plan…
    The Apostate Boogeyman!

    Something’s wrong, shades of gray,
    It’s been there all day,
    But you stay anyway….

    Full of lies, full of greed,
    Mentally diseased,
    And he’s probably gay…

    Helping in Satan’s kitchen, cooking your faith away (wait, what?)…

    Don’t wimp out… stifle doubt…
    Thwart his plan...
    The Apostate Boogeyman!


    (killer guitar solo)

    Now I know I am not free,
    I pray they won’t disfellowship me,
    If I complain of child abuse,
    I know they’ll quickly cut me loose…

    Hush, little Witness, don’t say a word,
    And never mind that stuff you heard…
    It’s just the fear he might be right,
    Instead of doctrine or New Light!

    It’s the Truth… don’t need proof…
    Sleight of hand (hey, wait a minute)…

    Close your ears… hide your fears...
    Shit, meet Fan…
    Your Apostate Boogeyman!


    (dedicated to Anthony Morris III)

  • brandnew

    Fuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lil mad puppy ,wantin a mosh pit ...in a bad way 😂😂😂😂

  • Vidiot

    So, I've done classic 80s pop, punk, vintage country, and metal.

    Any other ideas?

  • brandnew

    Good music never came in the form of a "kingdom melody"...

    Am i right? 😂😂

  • 2+2=5
    Those lyrics could fit with the music from Enter Sandman by Metallica.
  • Diogenesister

    I think your chanellin' Slayer there...wow I want to get with puppy in that mosh pit!!!

    On a totally musically opposite note I was watching a Burt Bacharat tribute concert last night and he was basically giving the whole thing to his mom who pushed him as a kid to play & practice - total support -we would not have that music if it where not for her enabling... it made me think of all that Witness talent wasted....kids prevented from fulfilling their potential and humanity now missing some

    serious tunes, beautiful challenging art, powerful films or cures for who knows what & maybe even that ellusive "theory of everything"

  • Vidiot

    @ 2+2=5...

    That's what I based it on.

  • talesin

    Ha, perfect! I had to play the song on youtube whilst singing your parody. Loving that!

  • punkofnice

    Okay, I'll supply the killer guitar solo. What key is it in?

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