District Convention: Give God Glory

by Nickey 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    My DC convention program:

    sing song, mess up the words cuz I can hardly keep my mushed JW mind focused anymore

    zzzzzzzzzzzz

    stand up, clap clap clap

    go to the bathroom, walk around & see the teenage JW girls wearing dresses that are 3 sizes too small

    sit down

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    eat lunch

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    clap clap clap

    more zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    out to dinner, "wasn't that great blah blah blah"

    Daze 2 and 3 - repeat above

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    I wasn't planning to attend, but after seeing Mary's program, I'm there!

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    And Dan, I like the "Daze" 2 and 3. Daze indeed.

  • lost_and_searching
    lost_and_searching

    Wow! This sure did bring back old memories for me. Every summer our family vacation was always centered around attending a District Convention somewhere. And they were SO BORING!!!! When I got old enough to volunteer in the food booths, I was so excited 'cause then I didn't have to sit next to my parents and try to stay awake anymore. My other volunteering friends and I would sneak out and walk around outside. We didn't care if it was 107 degrees outside and inside was air-conditioned. We were ESCAPING!!! LOL

    My parents have already planned meeting my sister and other friends in Tucson this summer. Glad I have finally escaped for good.

    ~Bobbi

  • Mary
    Mary
    I wasn't planning to attend, but after seeing Mary's program, I'm there!

    I forgot to mention that I'll be giving all these talks myself.

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