A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up
in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the
lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat
under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident"...I just lost it.
> >>"CASE DISMISSED!!"