"Special Blue Envelopes"

by Oroborus21 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    I know its a bit sick and you'd need a strong stomac to make the picture, but could you imagine the face of your "favorite" elder when he's confronted with it! Especially if its made to look like a sneaky pic he didn't know was taken.

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    Let's give him a 10-incher just for the hell of it!

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    Blue envelopes are easy to get from art suppliers (Near me anyway). Are they A4 or A5? Any smaller and there would be problems folding the sheets of the forms. Do they have address windows, address labels, hand written addresses or preprinted? Do they use standard stamps, are they franked or are they prepaid? What about the forms for inside them? Would it be possible to replicate one of these and nominate people to DA themselves? Would it be possible to make it authentic enough so that the society processes it and send the stamped reply back to an unsuspecting congregation? I've got an evil streak....

  • Oroborus21
    Oroborus21

    The forms S-77 (I think) can be found here: Dirtclod.com

    Alter them enough to be satirical etc. just in case there are any copyright concerns.

    The envelopes i am guessing must be 8 1/2 by 11 or some larger size then regular business envelopes and probably do not have a window, but I am hoping someone who knows will inform us.

    one person mentioend the color was "skyblue" maybe we can get an exact Pantome color from someone who knows the right color.

    whether stamped or prepaid (it would be great to match) but not fully necessary to do the job of getting their attention to read the correspondence.

    Note: using the Postal Service to harass someone is a no-no. Also deliberately attempting to disrupt their corporate resources may also be a legal "no-no" though harder to prove.

    However, legitimate correspondence, even legitimate disagreement, complaints, (humor, as you said nominating persons for Disfellowshipping/D'Ang) should all be perfectly legitimate and lawful uses of the Postal Service in my opinion.)

    Someone smart (maybe myself in the future) should set up a service on their website where any one in the world can pay a dollar or two to have a message enclosed and mailed for them to Bethel using the "Special Blue" envelope!

    --Eduardo

  • metatron
    metatron

    Should you care to screw around with Kingdom Hall payments, I believe those are special green envelopes.

    metatron

  • blondie
    blondie

    I mentioned those metatron, but the WTS has shifted over to electronic payments.

    Blondie

  • HoChiMin
    HoChiMin

    They are a standard #10 envolope in size with preprinted lables on them, oh! and that saaaaaddddd sky blue.

    HCM

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    Intresting post!

    B'

  • Oroborus21
    Oroborus21

    by the way, sending porn (unsolicited) through the mail is a no-no and the Postal Service will investigate complaints so that is out. besides I was looking for something more tasteful :-)

    --Eduardo

  • Dino
    Dino

    A person can go down to their local "convenience" paper store for printers and request some samples of some #10 Springhill blue envelopes.

    They will give you 5 to 7 envelopes for free.

    They are a perfect match to what the Society uses.

    Dino

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