The worst one I ever used which actually worked was "give me a kiss" which in drunken English sounds like "gis' a kiss" as spoken through a sore throat.
top ten worst pick-up lines
by greven 39 Replies latest jw friends
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logansrun
Do fries come with that shake?
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Stephanus
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a body like that"??
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ballistic
"If I said you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?"
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ApagaLaLuz
I was reading this great book the other night about serial killers
Can I pee in your butt?
Dont be so choosey, I'm not
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ballistic
I must admit, seriously, I am a natural at offending women when trying to to chat them up. One day I told a woman her dress matched my curtains and had no idea why she took offense. duh! Sounded good to me! I mean she would have looked like Laura Ashley in my bedroom!
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Prisca
Would you like to go out in field service with me this Saturday?
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truthseeker1
Hey baby, want to buy me lunch?
Lets have breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?
Do you have good credit, I need a co-signer?
Want to come over tonight? My mom is asleep so you have to be quiet while you climb through the window.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
WOAH! Let me drink a few before I ask you to dance...
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ballistic
Thats ther thing Prisca - I ended up with *those" years of wasted field service pulling powers, and a high IQ and beutiful body made no difference! sob sob. Women just want me for sex and nothing else now!!! Oh God help me!
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ballistic
Oh, god here they are again!