I Think that My Roommate Must be Killing His Girl Friend. (page 3)

Robdar

Rayzorblade

Great story! Ah, how sweet revenge can be. Thanks for the laff.

Love,

Robyn

The noises people do or don't make when having sex are funny. There are girls that are utterly silent up until the moment and then rattle windows with the oh my god's, or girls who moan and groan all the way, and then when they get there go into a silent spasm for twenty seconds until you're worried they won't start breathing again. I'm sure guys are equally amusing; I'm bloody noisey as is my gf.

Some Sundays mornings, when we can actually have a lie-in after nookie, we are amused to hear the 'love' spreading around to our neighbours to the right, above and below.

We've bolted the bed (four poster) to the wall to cut down on noise. But as we're not intententionally noisey, it's hard to be quiet unless you're somewhere where you are constantly remineded of the neccesity to be quiet, like when you're somewhere like a park, or when there are other people asleep in the room.

Of course, coming from the noisey end of the spectrum, we worry about the people we never normally hear; it's not natural! How can you not make a noise when someone is xxxxing your xxxx?!?!?!?!?

hippikon

I remember staying at a friends place once and hearing the bed springs squeaking and squeaking and squeaking. After about an hour I thought – “No one can go that long”

I turns out it wasn’t bed springs at all – It was the pet mouse running in his very squeaky exercise wheel.

wednesday

20 or so yrs ago, we had bought a waterbed. We were eager to try it out. the next day i called the guy who sold it to us and asked "Is it ok for the bed matress to hit the bottom like that?" The guy gasped and burst out laughing. Yes it is normal if u are rally giving it a go.

weds

mustang

First, use Durham's Rock Hard Putty on the holes in the wall. You may need to stuff newspaper inside the wall, spread chicken wire/masking tape or something equally creative for backing. This stuff mixes with water and sets up like concrete in ~20 minutes.

Then sand it, with Spackle for filler, if needed.

Now paint it, using the 2-3" brushes.

Using an artists brush, put the date on for a reminder

Mustang

viktoria

On one of our holiday´s in Spain we had rented a nice apartment.One evening I woke up because I heared the neighbour call: come Suzie,come Suzie...the man went on and on Cooooooooome now little Suzie,be a good girl and cooooome now...

I thought,funny, I didnt see they had a dog? So after some time I get out of bed and out on the balcony to see if he was in the street looking for his dog,but no, no neighbour there-then I went out in the hall because it was 03.00 in the morning and maybe I could help him catch the dog....Nobody there either.

When I came back in the apartment he suddenly started to shout it: come on now Suzie....yeah,yeah -and there were these noises,banging, squeaking..... Finally I understood.

I went back to bed,and there was my husband laughing himself half to death about the Suzie thing and my stupidity.I thought he had slept through the whole thing,but no. I realy felt stupid.

It was hard to keep a straight face the next day when we met them...

Viktoria

Robdar

Some Sundays mornings, when we can actually have a lie-in after nookie, we are amused to hear the 'love' spreading around to our neighbours to the right, above and below.

Hahahaha Abaddon ,

Funny how quickly people are to pick up on a good idea, eh? You are changing the world for the better with each encounter. Keep up the good work. I know it's tuff but I am sure you will find enough energy.

I turns out it wasn’t bed springs at all – It was the pet mouse running in his very squeaky exercise wheel.

Hippikon

Another great story! Thanks for the laff.

Yes it is normal if u are rally giving it a go.

Wednesday

I did not know that! Hmmm, wouldn't mind finding out....

I went back to bed,and there was my husband laughing himself half to death about the Suzie thing and my stupidity.I thought he had slept through the whole thing,but no. I realy felt stupid

Mustang

Thanks for the patching tips.

Viktoria,

No need to feel stupid. You were just doing your Xtian duty to help out a neighbor. LOL, little did you know that your neighbor was doing quite fine in helping himself!

Welcome to the board, btw.

Robyn

viktoria

Hallo Robyn,

Tank you for the welcome.

The man wasn´t pleasing himself dear,he had a wife,a very elegant lady with pearls in her ears even at the beach.

Well,I suppose it was her he was directing himself to.

Viktoria

Mr. Kim

This is good stuff! Enjoyable reading. Please, by ALL MEANS, keep it going.

Thanks,

KIM

I Think that My Roommate Must be Killing His Girl Friend.

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