Katie,
What in the name of Dog are you talking about? Do you really think that I would let my roommate beat up a woman? Or, allow her to beat him up?
Do I need to spell it out for you? It rhymes with duck.
Robyn
I Think that My Roommate Must be Killing His Girl Friend.
by Robdar 28 Replies latest members adult
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plmkrzy
you let you room-mate drive his truck in the bedroom?
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JeffT
True story. I'm home for spring break, hanging out at my girlfriend's apartment. About mid-evening her roommate and boyfriend disappear into her bedroom. Thirty seconds or so later we're listening to a live rendition of the sound track for a bad porn flick. OOHHHH GODDDD YYYYEESSSS! THERE, OHHHH AHHHH YYYEESSS MOOOORRRRRE!
After about two continuous minutes of it we went out for a drink.
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bikerchic
Sooooooooreeeeey Robyn! My bad
Katie (of the totally too serious, very embarassed class.....and gunna go make some ruckus of our own), bawahaaaaa I've really got to lighten up!
PS whos dog?
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jgnat
I had a similar experience in my thin-walled apartment in smalltown Alberta. Every morning at seven. On the dot. A rythmic thumping against our shared wall. The very ordinary looking, middle aged couple looked healthy but not THAT healthy, if you know what I mean. It was WAAAY too rythmic and WAAAAY too long. Like fifteen minutes, non-stop.
Then it hit me.
Exercise equipment.
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SheilaM
Katie: Hey who knew Robyn was talking about him mucking up her house geesh
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Trauma_Hound
you let you room-mate drive his truck in the bedroom?
I don't think, that's what he is driving.
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beepers
The first time I moved out of my house, I moved into this apt. with 4 other people. I was the only "normal" one of the lot. That is saying alot!! However, of those 4 people ( 1 thought she was a dog(literally), 1 was a bisexual whose boyfriend was a coc dealer, and 2 were nymphos.) All they ever did was have sex. Every room, with other people in the room, it didn't matter.
Not judging anyone, but at such a young age and as sheltered as I was, I deffinately learned a lot about "roomates killing each other" .
Amy
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Robdar
you let you room-mate drive his truck in the bedroom? Plm Now that reply has really got me rolling on the floor. I've haven't laffed like this in years! Thanks! we're listening to a live rendition of the sound track for a bad porn flick. LOL Jeff, That's a funny response too! Lately I feel as if I have been caught in an X rated twilight zone with a really bad sound track. and gunna go make some ruckus of our own Hahahahaha (((((Katie)))))) Put that smile on your man's face! Then it hit me...Exercise equipment JG What a great story! Thanks for sharing it. I don't think, that's what he is driving. LOLOL TH Whatever he's driving, it sure sounds BIG!!! I deffinately learned a lot about "roomates killing each other" . LOL Amy, doesn't life surprise you when you leave the shelter of your parent's house? Welcome to the board. Love yas, Robyn
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RAYZORBLADE
Robdar, I'm a devil....sometimes!
In 1991, I went to SE Asia, and my last stop was in Thailand.
I stayed in a lovely hotel. But...the walls were thin. I didn't know this for 4 days, but the 5th day I did.
I'm sleeping, and I hear an occasional thud. Then I hear some vocal moans, then some banging, then some more suspicious sounding vocalizations (Male & Female).
Then it gets louder, and louder and louder...then the usual porno flick climax - Rayzorblade got no sleep.
Next morning, before I go outside (I got up real early), I take my Do Not Disturb Sign, and hang it on my neighbouring hotel guest's door handle, only I turn it around:
PLEASE MAKE UP MY ROOM
They were still sleeping, and the cleaning staff were going down the hall.
Vengeance is sweet .