As we all know, this org has metamorphosized from one ugly creature to another continuously since it's inception. But more so it seems in the last 30 years.
I got to thinking what my dad would think if he were to be brought to life for 5 mins to see the way things are now. How would he even react?
My dad died in 2004. One thing he was sure of (because, why wouldn't he be? It was printed in a Watchtower) was that "the new system™" would definitely be here before 2035 because "the bible says" some of the generation of 1914 will still be alive when the great tribulation starts.
The King of the North was Satan.
He was so glad to belong to a religion that doesn't advertise it's leaders - why, didn't even know their names! Surely this shows how humble they are.
Look at those silly religions with not getting out there preaching. See the cowardly, lukewarm preaching styles they have like televangelism.
And this religion has never asked him for money.
And there's no logo for this religion!
I think he'd be shocked to say the least that his beloved org has become something akin to a business model or an advertising company.