by Ultimate Axiom 7 Replies latest social humour
Like many others, our local Church produces a newsletter. In it were the following;
Church car park sign... “For Members Only. Trespassers will be baptised”.
A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was in the Ark?” “No,” replied Johnny, “How could he, with just two worms?”
I saw one sign on a church years ago:
"Attend here on Sunday, or have a Hell of a time instead"
I saw one the other day, it read. We have had a faithlift. Found this mildly amusing
A few more signs seen outside churches;
Seven
days without Christ makes one weak.
No God – No Peace. Know God – Know Peace
Free trip to Heaven. Details inside
Come in and pray today. Beat the
Christmas rush.
Thursday at 10am there will be a meeting of the little Mothers Club. All those wishing to become Little Mothers
please see our new minister in the vicarage.
A pleasant contrast to the rather humorless JWs
"...All those wishing to become Little Mothers please see our new minister in the vicarage..."
What's the "vicarage"?
A back room with a waterbed and an exclusive playlist of Barry White? :smirk:
A pleasant contrast to the rather humorless JWs
I once saw an old circuit overseer deliver this gem. "Ellen Degeneres? More like Ellen Degenerate. Hehehehe."
But yeah, no, they love gays. *rolls eyes*
Vidiot, not sure if your question was part serious, but just in case, in the Anglican Church the resident minister is known as a Vicar, and he/she lives in the Vicarage.
