QFR, continued: " If a pet commits incest, must this be reported?"...... "If my dog gets excited on my leg, am I guilty of "porneia"?"........ " If my pet dies is it normal to mourn?"....."Is it wrong to to miss a meeting because of a sick pet?"......."Does Jehovah love my kitty?"......"Will my dog make it thru the Great Tribulation?".......and finally, "Can I give my pet a blood transfusion?".......This was a real QFR and the answer was NO WAY!!
QFR....Is It Wrong To Take The Life Of a Very Sick or Old Pet??..6-1-03 WT.
by minimus 37 Replies latest jw friends
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Mulan
Are push up bras, for modest Christain women?
My JW girlfriend went to a wedding over the weekend. Her daughter in law was wearing a sundress, with a push up bra, obviously, because she was spilling over the top and the woman is very SMALL breasted. After the ceremony, she noticed her DIL was now wearing a sweater, hiding her chest. Suspected someone talked to her hubby, who is the PO, or to her. I still can't imagine a woman wearing something so immodest when her husband is a prominent elder. (JW rules prohibit that, you know)
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Mulan
" If my pet dies is it normal to mourn?"
We had our very old, sick cat put to sleep two weeks ago. The vet sent us a sympathy card, acknowledging the loss of our "old friend". I thought that was so nice. I mourned.
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DanTheMan
QFR: Should I shun my dog since dogs do it "doggy-style" and not in the wholesome and clean missionary position?
QFR: Should the names of dogs who do it "doggy-style" be announced from the platform as having disassociated themselves by way of their unclean conduct?
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Mulan
Settle down, Dan.
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Warrigal
Oh Gawd! Do I have to kill the cats 'cause they refuse to study the Watchtower? Should I disfellowship the dogs 'cause I suspect they're really Mormons in disguise? Will the questions never end???? I'm laughing so hard that I gotta quit having a beer before I go on the computer.
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riz
Nathan Natas said:
When my neighbor's dog humps my leg, .... Should I scream?
ROTFLMAO!!! Oh my ghod, Nathan. You are too damn funny!
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greven
eating certain foods has caused you to become sexually stimulated
HUH? C'mon! Tell me what food has this effect....?! I really wanna know!
QFR:
My dog Bruno has had for years a stable relation with my neighbours dog, Lucy. I caught him the other day however, commiting adultery with that stray slutty dog, Miranda. I used the hose but to no avail. I was already to late. Lucy is hartbroken. I hope she can find it in her heart to forgive Bruno. Bruno however, shows no signs of remorse, he even seems to be proud of his detestable act. I know Johovah hates seperation and adultery. Should I report this incident to the elders? Would I be quilty if i did not (lev 5:1)? Should I make him wear pants? Miranda was not wearing any clothes, can it be said she is quilty too as she provoked him?
Greven
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Sirona
LOL! This thread is TOO funny!
Heres a question that actually bothered me as a dub
If I swallow blood whilst having a tooth removed at the dentist, could I be disfellowshipped?
Sirona
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Blueblades
THE C.O.and us had to put our dogs to sleep.Later the C.O.sang the song on his guitar,"OLD SHEP".Something about if dogs go to heaven,Old Shep was there.Go figure?