"Who will the world revolve around now?"
So How'd you like your Last Resting Place?
by snugglebunny 24 Replies latest jw friends
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Bonsai
Holy hell!
It's hot down here!
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stuckinarut2
"Im not dead...look behind you!" -
LoisLane looking for Superman
I saw a head stone recently where on one side of the tall, upright stone it said the usual credentials, on the other side it said, "Over My Dead Body..." and listed the ingredients for her favourite, Christmas cookie recipe which she wouldn't give out to anyone. Thus the heading...
LoisLane
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James Mixon
My uncle knew the exact day and hour that he was going to die.
How did he know? The judge told him.
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snugglebunny
Apparently so really bad guy went down to hell and claimed that he couldn't see the fire for Jehovah's witnesses. -
Oubliette
"I wasn't finished!" -
Vidiot
"I had the most toys when I died... I won!"
"In case of zombie apocalypse, break skull"
"If I'm resurrected dickless, I'm crawling back in."
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Phaedra
invisible. nobody cares. -
snugglebunny
I want to be cremated and have my ashes shoved into the firebox of a a GWR locomotive by my eldest son while it's on the move. I'd like all my family and close friends to be on the train. The driver will give 3 whistles when the deed is done. That would be great.