Imagine Getting Busted Staring At Britney's "Assets"

by SYN 30 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Valis
    Valis

    Um SYN, I think you know I would get busted looking at her assets, although I am w/rebbies on this one...There are much hotter women to get caught looking at...besides if they never catch you looking they won't know you want to get your grubby paws on them..

    SYNcerely,

    District Overbeer

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    Ahhh, don’t be afraid to use the legal standard: "The Eyes Cannot Violate" If you can see it, you can look!

  • Simon
    Simon

    I would be a lot less subtle than that guy

  • Valis
    Valis

    Is that dude Howie Long?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • riz
    riz

    Dear Britney-

    If you will go out with me, I will give you my 20% employee discount at Radio Shack.

    p.s. I like your boobies.

    sincerely, Howie Long

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    LOL he does look kind of like Howie Long doesn't he?

    I thought that when I first looked at the picture this morning, but didn't say anything.

    PS I hadn't noticed but congrats Valis on 4,000 posts.

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    I think that just may actually be Howie Long.

    To have the credentials to be that close to her (or where the action is nonetheless), and to be at a sporting event (which he does do commentary for on FOX) etc., and it just darn well looks like him.

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Yes, that is Howie Long.

  • Xena
    Xena

    sorry guys I stand by my statement the girl has got a SLAMMIN Body

    sure there might be better out there, but I would take this one....lol guess I am easy to please

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Actually, it was unusually chilly that day.

    lol @ riz

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