Well judging by the performance and record to date of the Faithful Slave / WT / JW`s , Jehovah better not give up his day job because his guidance has been up shit creek so far.
Jehovah provides guidance in the publications and in programs from the faithful slave!
The next article tells the sheep exactly what they need to be thankful for. They need to thank God for meetings, magazines, websites and broadcasts.
Forget about life, health, the ransom sacrifice, the Bible or this beautiful planet.
Remember their "guidance" in a 1974 Kingdom Ministry about selling all of your possessions and pioneering because of the nearness of the End of the System of Things.
THAT WAS GREAT ADVICE! (NOT)
And you'll recall that they did not follow their own advice.