Suggested movies for the new Jehovah's Witness Movie Studio to undertake once built.

by was a new boy 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vidiot


    ..."Where in The World are Caleb and Sophia?"...

    ...and a balls-out, batshit insane adaptation of the "Revelation-Climax" book.

    They could hire Tom Ellis to play Satan.


  • zachias

    Or the account of a unmarried pregnant girl living with a man not the babies father.

    Delivering her baby in barn surrounded by animals.

  • FFGhost

    Maybe they'll produce the NC-17 version of "Bath-Sheba: Bathing Queen"

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    A weekly cooking show featuring vegetarian recipes such as

    “101 things to do with forbidden fruit”

    Guest speaker Lot talks about the benefits of a low sodium diet.

  • Rafe

    I think they should get into porn , I here there's good money in that.

  • pistolpete

    also loving her brother, "more than women"


    Brokeback Mountain |  WHEN YOUR BRO ALSO; BUYS AN ALL BLACK DODGE RAM | image tagged in brokeback mountain | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    Howza bout that one where they cut up the concubine after she is screwed to death.

    BTW, I know the proper antitypical application but they won't listen. And my mentor Freddie got demoted.

  • Rafe

    " No Pedophiles in Jehovah's Earthly Organization "

    " Jah's Kingdom of Profitable Real Estate "

    " Why We Can Lie Making False Claims and Still Say We Are The Truth "

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    The Wizards of Jah's

    A documentary highlighting the startling similarities of the early Watchtower Society to the classic 1940s movie, The Wizard of Oz.

    The Great Crowd and their dogged loyalty to God is represented by Dorothy and her little dog Toto.

    The "Way to Salvation" is represented by the Yellow Brick Road.

    The present "System of Things" and it's temporary security is represented by Dorothy's Farm

    The ever impending "Tribulation and Armageddon" is represented by a devastating Kansas Tornado on the Horizon.

    "Satan and his earthly organization" is represented by the Wicked Witch of the West and her flying monkeys.

    The "Faithful and Discrete Slave" represented by the Good Witch Glenda who doesn't tell Dorothy anything she didn't already know.

    The Tin Man, Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion represent the various human imperfections of the Governing Body.

    The nameless faceless yet powerful Watchtower Society is represented by the Wizard behind the curtain who is exposed and revealed to be none other than the traveling Sideshow man Dorothy first encounters on her quest save her Dog Toto/ maintain her loyalty to God.

  • BluesBrother

    Oh Brother, Where Art Thou ?

    Sister Act ?

    Escape From New York ?

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