Theme park for JEHOVAH's WITNESSES

by pandora 28 Replies latest jw friends

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  pandora

  I hope this works!

  http://home.kc.rr.com/abush/ps/themepark.jpg

  -P(J)
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  TresHappy

  The train ride could be called "Abuse on the Elder Express"
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  TresHappy

  and you could call the train station "Dysfunction Junction"
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  worldlygirl

  Don't forget the thrill ride - THE WATCHTOWER OF TERROR
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  RunningMan

  May I suggest an "Old light lazer show".

  "Cinema 360, where doctrines come full circle"

  "The Armageddon pavilion - located just around the corner" (this could have an arrow pointing off the map)

  "A tribute to C. T. Russell - located in a whitewashed, pyramid shaped building"

  And don't forget that every ride stops partway through, in memory of the imprisoning of the Governing Body in 1918.

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  Swan

  The only theme park where you have to have studied and underlined the brochure before you can go in.

  and you could call the train station "Dysfunction Junction"

  I especially like the tunnel on this ride. It was amazing how the new light at the end of the tunnel kept changing. That's when it begins to dawn on you that the end never comes!

  Tammy
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  zanex

  LOL damn this was funny...
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  Simon

  On the left is the Emergency DF Exit, opposite from the Baptismal Turnstiles
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  ballistic

  You could have one of those fairground horror rides...

  except it takes you through what God will do to nearly all human beings at Armaghedon! (sp)

  And, of course, the essential contribution box on the way out.
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  Dansk

  I notice there was a double building for the 'Watchtower Archives'. That's exactly right - LARGE storage space for masses of GARBAGE!

  Dansk