Terry's RECIPE of the DAY
Breakfast: Vegetarian pancakes!
1. Free range banana (sliced)
2. A euthanized egg white (no embryo)
3. Kosher pancake mix
4. Hard cold water from freshly wiped faucet
5. Coat Wok with Olive oil
(Virgin Olive oil only or Olives in a committed consensual relationship)
Note: only interior of Wok should be coated. You idiot!
Mix - repeat
Heat Wok to 275 degree Fahrenheit
Pour batter lovingly with Diversity of motion into hot Wok
Lift Wok and jostle it in a circular motion until a perfect
circle of spread batter appears.
Wait for a diversity of bubbles to surface.
Flip the flapjack. (or alternately: flap the flip jack) or just turn the damned pancake over.
Pre-coat a red dinner platter (proxy for Breakfast plate) with
a 3 millimeter thickness of MS. Butter-worth's Original syrup.
Place pancake centered (equidistant from edges) on appropriated platter.
Garnish with lawn trimmings.
Seat yourself in a Fung Shui governed spatially arranged
location and listen for the sound of one lip smacking.
Eat the damn thing and do the frickin' dishes.