Rooting out Watchtower Moles

by hippikon 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/50451/1.ashx

    In light of recent suspicions about some here possibly being watchtower moles you are all required to take a test and meet membership challenges.

    Step One

    Pose naked in front of you webcam for my inspection while eating a blood sausage

    Step Two

    Recite the apostate creed – to wit: F**k the wachtower, F**k the anointed and F**k the Brooklyn bethel

    I await your input to refine further tests of disloyalty

  • gumby
    gumby

    Your gonna burn in hell you rotten bastard!

    Gumby

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Ahhhhh Gumby I can't take it any more - Put your clothes back on!

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Hippikon,

    It's time to own up. For you.

    Your acts of defiance, rebelliousness and sacrilege fails to disguise the fact (ok, well rumour) that you perhaps/might/could be a Gilead student writing a thesis on apostate behavior and that you are using this site to conduct your studies. If so, shame on you.

    can't hide the truth from cheeses (son of gouda)

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Gilead students writing a thesis ROLFLMA. An educated Gilead student – your dreaming. Remember the the quote "the watchtower is as good as a college education"

  • JamesThomas
    JamesThomas
    cheeses (son of gouda)

    LOL...ya gota love that.

    JamesT

  • figureheaduk
    figureheaduk

    Step 2 - I'll drink to that!

    (pity i haven't figured out my webcam yet!)

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    How about adding that we say "Sibboleth"?

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    It's Shiboleth you moron

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    What the *@ is Shilobeth sloboshil shethobil? Oh forget it, I don't know it anyway.

    cheeses at home with Jack.

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