How much money would it take for you to go out in service?

by unbeliever 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully

    Let's see.

    You want someone to go to their neighbours and LIE TO THEM about a PHONY religion that worships a bloodthirsty god that they CLAIM is going to destroy everyone who doesn't follow said bloodthirsty god? In return for appeasing this bloodthirsty god, everyone who does worship him, gets a MAYBE YOU WILL BE CONCEALED on the day of his anger?? and MAYBE get to Live Forever in Paradise on Earth TM ?

    I did that for free for 25 years. I've learned about ethics and personal integrity since then.

    Love, Scully (no way, no how class)

  • Huxley

    It would be pretty fun to do it as a "performance art" piece.

    Man approaches in one hand...lit cigar in the other..slovenly ill-fitting suit...tie loosened...

    " about some magazines, they are all about...

    (Hacking wheezing smokers cough...drink of beer..)

    ....sorry, uh they are all about the Paradise."


  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Id do it full time if theyd pay me 20 bucks an hour. thats a reasonable job. I not promising that Id stick to the formal "party line" in what I said though.

  • VeniceIT

    Well for a few million I guess, although I won't tell you what I'll be a teachin'.


  • Max Divergent
    Max Divergent

    I'll do it for a million. Maybe half a mil. If you put $250,000 on the table in used $100 bills, I wouldn't knock you back... Even $100,000... :-)

    That way I could do the deed, then go back to all the houses I called on and invite them back to a huge party in thanks for their unwitting support, and then leave town with reputation sort of intact ... well, kinda ... and be significantly enriched, and all for taking part in a two hour piss take...

    Max Pragmatic

  • Elsewhere
    Say you had to go out in field service for 2 hours in your neighborhood and talk to your neighbors about Jehovah

    It looks like everyone is assuming that they will have to talk about Jehovah in a nice way.

  • SYN

    LMAO @ Elsewhere, took the words straight outta my mouth.

    "Hi, we're speaking to people this morning about a vengeful, extremely dangerous Patriarch who lives in the sky, or the Pleiades cluster to be specific. Wouldn't you like to learn more about Him?"

    On second thoughts, if some hot Pioneer Sisters were involved, there would be no charge

  • Maverick

    I do it under two conditions; 1). I could wear a placard that said This is all nonsense! Just doing it for the $$$$, and 2) get to play Doc. Demento with the fine Sister I go door to door with AFTERWARD! Maverick

  • dedalus
    Say you had to go out in field service for 2 hours in your neighborhood and talk to your neighbors about Jehovah.

    Why should we have to do what most Witnesses don't do themselves?

    It wouldn't take that much money to get me out there, knocking on doors with my old presentation in hand, saying, "Would you be interested in these latest issues of the Watchtower and Awake? No -- of course not. Hey, have a great day!"


  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    Scully has the right idea.

    You couldn't pay me enough to knock on some ones door, lie to them, coerce them into joining a cult and subsequently ruin their lives.

    Besides I hate wearing ties!


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