Merry Christmas

by jhine 25 Replies latest social humour

  • jhine
    jhine

    As non of you Scrooges seem to want to wish anyone else Merry Christmas , l thought that l would drop in and wish you all

    Merry Christmas , Happy Holidays , Feliz Navidad , Joyeux Noel , and Throw Another Shrimp on The Barbie Sheila .

    Why did the turkey want to join the band , because he had the drumsticks , boom boom .

    Come on you all must have equally cringe worthy jokes to add .

    Jan

  • jaydee
    jaydee

    throw another shrimp on the barbie sheila

    Hey,....thanks so much,....''Right back at ya''

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  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    Who has sharp teeth and carries a sack?

    Santa Jaws.

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    merry crimbo all you lot.

  • St George of England
    St George of England

    What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

    "It's Christmas Eve!"

    Groan....Sorry about that

    George

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Check this Aussie sketch out 'How Santa Claus Got His Job' ...

    Part 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93NrjYltig

    Part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpjLg1y3wbY

    Merry Christmas everybody!

  • LV101
    LV101

    Merry Christmas - tis the delirium of the season! It's beautiful but so much busy fun/love it!

  • Lost in the fog
    Lost in the fog

    Someone complained about me when I asked them what they were doing over the Xmas holidays.

    "Christmas! Pagan! Can't use that word."

    So I said why do you use the days of the week since they are all named after pagan deities?

    Hypocrisy gets me annoyed.

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog
    So I said why do you use the days of the week since they are all named after pagan deities?

    I know right? Just like they can't say "good LUCK", but it's just fine to say "FORTUNately". 😐 Same thing!

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    But back on topic:

    Santa asked, "What's that noise on the roof?" Mrs. Clause replied, "That's the rain, dear."

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