Oh, and just a fine point. If you're a Living Mass Murderer who's studying to WT publications with a recognized elder, then that moves you up dozens of slots. (I kid you not, there WAS a living mass murderer who was studying with the elders...maybe an JW legend...but, obviously it's possible. So they probably deserve their own category.) You know, a heck of a lot is forgiven when you pretend to be interested in the WTS..
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by Phil 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Joyzabel
ROTFLMAO!!!
I have a new admiration for you Uncle Bruce!
j2bf of the #100 class
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ApagaLaLuz
Man, I thought this was going to be a naughty thread
Chevy of the 'under-sexed, therefore I feel the need to make everything offcolor' class
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heathen
LMAO @ unclebruce. You forgot the congregation snitch class. I think this one belongs just under elders ass so they can't miss kissing it.
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DJ
Thanks Uncle Bruce for the laugh! It puts it all into a hysterical perspective..
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Phil
Unclebruce:
I guess I asked a silly question. Believe it or not , I am serious in getting the answers to what I would call a simple question. I do appreciate your hilarious response though.
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RAYZORBLADE
Unclebruce, I was in the fit of stitches over here reading that post.
I couldn't read for the tears of laughter that filled my eyes.
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ESTEE
Sheesh! UncleBruce....
I don't see Jezebel listed anywhere...
Guess I just don't belong...
I mean... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! <jumping up and down with joy and peals of laughter>
ESTEE
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Gamaliel
I laughed...I cried...I cried uncle.
That was hilarious, unclebruce.
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SixofNine
This list was compiled by focus, not Unclebruce, for those who missed the credit Unclebruce gave.